Privacy Policy

Information We Collect

In carrying out the operation of our website we may, let’s not call it maybe; collect and process the following data about you:

i. Details of your numerous visits to our website and the stuff on it that you look at, including, but not limited to, traffic data, location data, weblogs and other communication data.

ii. Information that you provide by filling in forms on our website, such as when you registered for information or submitted your CV.

iii. Information provided to us when you communicate with us for any reason. (If you call us though, this is irrelevant. Use those free minutes!)

Use of Cookies... not related or in any way connected to The Cookie Monster

We may on occasion gather information regarding your computer whilst you are on our website, so make sure it’s a really good one or a shiny new Mac as otherwise we might point and laugh. This enables us to improve our services and to provide statistical information regarding the use of our website to our advertisers where appropriate.

Such information will not identify you personally, it is statistical data about our visitors and their use of our site. This statistical data does not identify any personal details whatsoever. If we think you are a Yeti or a Polynesian CrabMonkey hybrid; that’s down to us and what we may or may not have been drinking and in no way reflects anything about you.

Similarly to the above, we may gather information about your general internet use by using a cookie file. Where used, these cookies are downloaded to your computer automatically. This cookie file is stored on the hard drive of your computer as cookies contain information that is transferred to your computer's hard drive. They help us to improve our website and the service that we provide to you.

All computers have the ability to decline cookies. This can be done by activating the setting on your browser which enables you to decline the cookies. Please note that should you choose to decline cookies, you may be unable to access particular parts of our website, and you might only have a glass of milk, on its own and a glass of milk needs a cookie.

Our advertisers may also use cookies, over which we have no control. Such cookies (if used) would be downloaded once you click on advertisements on our website; and if you get a B.O.G.O.F. offer; we couldn’t possibly accept it as a freebie due to our Draconian Anti-Bribery Policy... shame if you had ordered an Audi R8..

Use of Your Information

The information that we collect and store relating to you is primarily used to enable us to provide our services to you. In addition, we may use the information for the following purposes:

i. To provide you with information requested from us, relating to our products or services. To provide information on other products which we feel may be of interest to you, where you have consented to receive such information.

ii. To meet our contractual commitments to you.

iii. To notify you about any changes to our website, such as improvements or service/product changes, that may affect our service.

If you are a new customer, we will only contact you when you have provided consent and only by those means you provided consent for.

Please be advised that we do not reveal information about identifiable individuals to our advertisers but we may, on occasion, provide them with aggregate statistical information about our visitors. Not sure what that means... hmm, we don’t either BUT we do know it’s good privacy news for you.